PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Ted Cruz Attacks His Likability Issue Head-On

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Sen. Ted Cruz is out to change public opinion! The despicable little cretin is upset that many people have described him as a repulsive creep devoid of any humanity with the charisma of a moldy mop soaking in a bucket of cat urine and tobacco spit. Enter Political POW! Marketing. The Dallas-based “brand enhancement” firm … Read more

Trump Forms “Leak Force” To Battle Dangerous Insurgency

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When a leader is a stable genius with a very good big brain, he naturally figures out ways to innovate and solve problems. President Donald J.Trump, the man who had the brainstorm for Space Force, has done it again with the brilliant stroke of forming Leak Force. “Our country is at a dangerous crossroads,” Trump … Read more

Stephen Miller Kills In Atlanta

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Last night, Stephen Miller, a senior advisor to President Trump, took the stage at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta and performed a crisp comedy set on open mic night. In an exclusive, The Lint Screen presents the transcript of the hilarious jokester’s routine. “Hello. I am Stephen Miller. I work in Washington, D.C. In … Read more