The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
“It’s ridiculous,” said Brian Hunsford of St. Louis, Missouri. “Trump is a grifter who’ll build some garish gold monstrosity so he and his fat cat billionaire pals can eat steak and lobsters on the taxpayers’ dime. I thought the son of a bitch was supposed to lower inflation and make American lives better. Everything’s much more expensive since he became president.”
“Now we have tremendous ICE forces, incredible warriors who wear masks so blood won’t get on their faces,” Trump smiles. “We’re sending in an army of troops. We’re going to catch these Blues Brothers and deport them. They’ve got to be illegal immigrants playing that black music. Trump will make Chicago great again.”
Predator President Trump was not happy watching the Ryder Cup on Sunday. “Our guys made a valiant effort,” he said. “But ultimately, the American Team was a bunch of losers. A disgrace to our country, the world’s hottest country. That must mean the foreigners rigged the games.” So, to extract justice, the orange madmen dispatched … Read more
Just when you though it couldn’t get any weirder, it does. On Tuesday, insane President Perv and his medical trust of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and quack Dr. Oz, gave a press conference in which Trump claimed, “Tylenol causes autism in our beautiful little babies, and also plants the crazy idea that there are Epstein … Read more
Captain Cankles sure knows how to pick “the very best people.” Dictator Donald Trump, close friend of pedophile sex-trafficker Jeff Epstein, named Kash Patel, a man with absolutely no criminal justice experience, to lead the Federal Bureau of Investigation. “Kash wrote wonderful children’s books about me,” Trump says, grinning. “I loved that. Indoctrinate the kids … Read more
“The guys all gathered for a conference call,” Captain Cankles claims. “They had tears in their eyes. All these big, powerful, strong men were crying–– crying like dogs. ‘Please, sir, please come and join us. We love you, sir, and admire the hard work you are doing to make America great again. You are the best president ever, sir. And we’re not just saying that.’ Trump grins. “No one’s ever seen anything like it. They admire me so much.”