New Inscription Proposed For The Statue of Liberty

Lady Liberty is one old dame! She was given to the United States in 1886. A gift from the French people who would later give us French Fries (a tastier gift that’s much more important in American history). The old green lady was erected in the harbor of New York City way back when and … Read more

Hannity Presents Common Sense Solutions To Mass Shootings

The editorial staff of The Lint Screen invites distinguished guests to write on timely issues and present their solutions. Today, we hear from Fox News megastar Sean Hannity. It seems a lot of whiners and crybabies are upset by a couple of recent mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton. These unhinged people got their … Read more

Mulvaney Defends President Against Racist Charges

Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney popped into The Lint Screen offices as he continued his ongoing defense of President Trump against charges of racism. “Look, I know a lot of people are in a lather over the president’s recent Twitter rampage against Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore,” Mulvaney said in sincere … Read more

Trump Makes Valiant Effort To Control Unruly N.C. Mob

Once again, the fake news media is trying to paint our president as a racist. President Donald J. Trump spoke to a packed house Wednesday night in Greenville, North Carolina. He mentioned Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), and the mob began violently chanting “Send her back!” The leader of the free world lept into action. “Look, … Read more