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Following her fatalistic response to President Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, Alabama Republican Sen. Katie Britt became an instant global superstar. The reviews of her bombastic performance scaring Americans were breathless. “A star is born,” raved GOP Starwatcher Magazine. “Katie cooked Joe’s goose but good! Bravo, Queen of Doom and Gloom!!!” gushed MAGA … Read more
Tonight’s State of the Union Address will star President Joe Biden, but a number of GOP radical fascists plan to play a supporting role. “I’m ready for my close-up,” says Trump groupie Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. “Biden is not going to rain on my parade. I’ll be the main attraction tonight–– like a pin-up calendar … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached former President Donald Trump is working hard to expand his base of support from Black voters to more just Sen. Tim Scott. “No one understands ‘The Blacks’ better than me,” Trump declared recently at The Black Conservative Federation. “I’ve done more for you people than Martin Luther King. He had marches, but I … Read more
Although propagandist Tucker Carlson was born in the United States of America, the entitled rich brat now spews a white-hot hatred for all things American. The Lint Screen has obtained an unaired tape from the recent Carlson-Vladimir Putin interview at the Kremlin. A transcript of their fascinating conversation follows. TC: President Putin, I really admire … Read more
Leave it to the Make America Great Again Trump-worshipping Republican Party to save our country from the brink of disaster. The House of Representatives voted 214 to 213 to impeach Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas yesterday after a failed attempt to do so last week. “Americans can sleep soundly tonight,” said House Speaker … Read more
Russian President Vladimir Putin is walking on air these days. “I have an American Dream Team,” Putin tells The Lint Screen over a Zoom call. “For years, Russia has worked on infiltrating America and destroying democracy from within. So much time and money was wasted. Then I received the gift of Donald Trump.” Putin smirks. … Read more