GOP Re-Branding Tax Cut Bill
Addressing how to make a tax plan more popular is tricky business.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Law Proposed To Eliminate “Evil”
Lamar Dewackle, a Republican Representative from Texas, has had enough of mass shootings in America, and he’s going to do something about it! Dewackle is proposing a law that would “address a major problem with innovative thinking.” He spoke to The Lint Screen about his revolutionary idea. “After that awful killing of 26 churchgoers on … Read more
Trump Reveals Solution To Opioid Crisis
The president details his brilliant plan to lick a serious American problem.
The Situation To Be Trump’s New Sec. of State
Trump taking decisive action to boost ratings and America’s sexy quotient.
NRA Supports Citizen Rights To Bear Nuclear Arms
In the aftermath of the Las Vegas tragedy, the National Rifle Association is proposing a solution–– more arms, and more firepower! Yesterday, Wayne LaPierre, Jr., Exec. V.P. of the NRA addressed a national convention of members and said the recent mass murder could have easily been avoided. “When you have a bad guy with a … Read more
Skipper Breaks Gilligan’s Heart
The tragic story of a big man and his little buddy.