Grilling Judge Neil Gorsuch
Questions that need to be asked… asked!
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Dead Demand Their Voting Rights
The dead demand their rights as Americans.
The Lint Screen Launches Brave New Slogan
The rock-em, sock-em game of journalism is not for wussies. Now that any numbskull with a smartphone is a media company, the stakes have never been higher for eyeballs.
Oscars Awards New Accounting Firm
A report about the Oscars selecting H&R Block over PwC.
Clients of PricewaterhouseCoopers Demand Do-Overs
Following last night’s epic Oscars fail by PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) by mixing up the envelopes for the Best Picture winner, many of the accounting firm’s clients are demanding their tax returns be re-done. “How can we trust their calculations?” asked Comax Industries President Maxwell Fluber. “For all I know, they put our tax return in the … Read more
White House-Approved Media Questions
Following President Donald J. Trump spanking of fake news yesterday, the White House has drafted a list of approved questions for the media to ask in press conferences. “We had to do this,” Jeremy Bostwich, White House senior advisor told The Lint Screen. “Since the fake news is running rampant and not reporting the excellence … Read more