‘Super’ Spots (1st Half)

BoostMobile— A hateful spot playing off the old Chicago Bears shuffle. Mike Ditka, etc. Why and for what, God only knows. Let us never speak of this again. Please.

‘Super’ Spots (2nd Half)

Michelob Ultra— Lance Armstrong and other super healthy people run and ride and push themselves to the limit then chill at the bar with this beer-like substance. Me no like. Me like fat people beer. Burp.

263 Years of Movie Eye Candy (And A Timeless Tale)

We’re talkin’ movies, babe. Big honking blockbustery movies. The kind of movies that make sitting in the dark with a bunch of total strangers worthwhile and not as sleazy as it sounds.

Homer’s Odessey “D’oh!”

Our first child, Matt Scullin was born December 10, 1989. A week later, on December 17, the most important show on TV was born– The Simpsons.

The Lost (& Found) Symbol

Dan Brown’s blockbuster new book The Lost Symbol was recently released, and the human race can’t stop its collective heart from racing like a thoroughbred on a greased track with a wind machine at its back! Here’s my really early review.