“Look, Ma– No Hip!” (Pt. 2)
On Monday, Nov. 2, a man I barely know had me stripped and knocked out.
My Left Hip (Pt. 1)
…this Lint Screenin’ daddy-o is about to undergo ‘total hip replacement’ surgery on Monday, November 2.
Oh, I know what you’re thinking: he’s just doing that because joint replacement surgery is what all the cool baby boomers are having– it’s the “in” operation to have and he’s just got to have it!
Free Vortex Screensaver
Introducing the exclusive Vortex Bar & Grill/Ames Scullin O’Haire screensaver, yours for the downloading over the interwebs free o’ charge.
Carney Scandal
In a historic first, a carney had to pay out a large stuffed animal when a patron miraculously put the ball through the basketball hoop at The Texas State Fair recently.
3 Heene Sons Missing, Parents Propose Game Show
Last week’s “Balloon Boy” story was all the rage, until it was discovered to be a hoax.
Now Richard and Mayumi Heene say all three of their children are missing and they’d like the country’s help in finding them.
Balloon Boy Must Pay
Now that Richard and Mayumi Heene have admitted that last week’s ‘Balloon Boy’ episode was a hoax, authorities are determined to make them pay. Not with a fine or legal proceedings, but with a dangerous act for the couple’s 6-year old son who was allegedly in the balloon that received incredible national attention.