Ivanka Dumps Her Dad, “He’s A Big, Fat Loser!”

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The gossip rags are abuzz with the blockbuster news that ex-first daughter Ivanka Trump has dumped her disgraced twice-impeached ex-president daddy like last Sunday’s garbage. “I’ve had it with him,” Ivanka tells The Lint Screen. “That orange-faced clown lost to Joe Biden and then was so inept he couldn’t even lead a successful coup to … Read more

Barr: “How could anyone believe Trump? He’s a con man.”

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Anyone who knows ol’ Billy Boy Barr will attest to the fact he’s a straight shooter and calls ’em like he sees ’em! The former Attorney General dropped by The Lint Screen offices and delivered a scathing indictment of his former boss, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump. “It’s amazing to me that scumbag Trump received … Read more

Putin says release U.S. insurrection patriots, give them parade

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Russia’s President Vladimir Putin says, “The United States should allow freedom of expression” and drop all charges against the hundreds of looney Trump loyalists who invaded the Capitol Building on January 6. “I told Biden to chill out, dude,” Putin told The Lint Screen. “I think the U.S. government overreacted to a few peaceful demonstrators. … Read more

Cyber Ninjas declare Trump won 100% of Arizona votes

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Since April 23, Cyber Ninjas have been hard at work to prove election fraud in Maricopa County, Arizona, and now the team of crack crackpots says they have their results: An unanimous victory for Republican Donald J. Trump. “We went through a recount of all 2.1 million ballots,” says ‘Chubby’ McGuire, Cyber Ninja #1, “and … Read more

Abbott angry at Dems, proposes simpler voting law in Texas

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There’s a big showdown happening in Texas, and Gov. Greg Abbott aims to clean up the state. “I’m sick of these yellow-bellied liberals,” Abbott told The Lint Screen. “Our state Republican representatives presented many ways to make voting better for Texans, and the lazy Democrats up and walked out on them in protest. I’m sick … Read more