Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is fed up with his compatriots on the other side of the aisle. “The Democrats are unpatriotic,” the ex-model of gold bling necklaces told The Lint Screen. “No matter what the president does, they think it’s against the law.” The latest kerfluffle concerns a whistleblower in the intelligence community who … Read more

Most days in Washington, D.C. are as calm as a beautiful pond on a windless summer day. But today, an unfortunate incident threw the normally serene surroundings and refined dignity of the White House West Wing into a tizzy. “It was awful,” Mick Mulvaney the White House Chief of Staff told The Lint Screen. “I was … Read more

The beautiful thing about our democratic system of government is checks and balances. The executive, legislative, and judicial branches check and balance each other for a balanced stew of delicious democracy. Um, um, stew! But many in the Democratic Party think President Trump and the GOP are abusing their power. “President Trump and Mitch McConnell … Read more

Bolton’s out, Busey’s in! Washington’s abuzz with excitement as President Donald Trump shook up his cabinet like a Parchesi dice cup. “Daddy always liked Mr. Busey,” Ivanka Trump, the first daughter told The Lint Screen. “He attracted some great ratings when he was on The Apprentice, he was even an Apprentice All-Star and lasted nine … Read more

President Trump guards his vulnerable citizens within his borders like a mother cat protecting her helpless kittens. He is building his magnificent, beautiful wall for their safety. Now, this protective father figure must also protect his brood from Mother Nature. Trump predicted Hurricane Dorian would hit Alabama, and the fake news media doubted him. But the president would not … Read more

Today President Donald J. Trump gave federal employees a bonus they never counted on–– luxury accommodations when they travel. “I’m very concerned about the efficiency and productivity of our federal employees,” Trump said in a press conference. “I hired a group of hospitality experts from the prestigious firm of ID&E*, and they ran a multi-million … Read more