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Mannequin Wins Madoff Fonzie Scheme (Pt. 7)
A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch. He’s been trumped, by a mannequin.
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The Nigerian Connection (Pt 5)
The Lint Screen has just learned that Bernie Madoff received a confidential e-mail this afternoon from the attorney representing the deposed NIgerian Prince in possession of a magical Greek fishing cap that makes its owner “as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli”– the same cap Madoff paid $50 billion for over a month ago.
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Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Falters (Pt. 3)
$50 billion later, Mr. Bernard Madoff’s about as cool as a penguin on fire.
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Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Grows (Pt. 2)
Suspected con artist and lowlife scumbag, Bernie Madoff, is feeling victimized, and he’s none too happy.
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Madoff In Fonzie Scheme
Bernie Madoff, the notorious Wall Street huckster under federal investigation for scamming $50 billion from investors, may have been delivered his karmic comeuppance.