Mannequin Wins Madoff Fonzie Scheme (Pt. 7)
A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch. He’s been trumped, by a mannequin.
$50 billion
The Nigerian Connection (Pt 5)
The Lint Screen has just learned that Bernie Madoff received a confidential e-mail this afternoon from the attorney representing the deposed NIgerian Prince in possession of a magical Greek fishing cap that makes its owner “as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli”– the same cap Madoff paid $50 billion for over a month ago.
Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Falters (Pt. 3)
$50 billion later, Mr. Bernard Madoff’s about as cool as a penguin on fire.
Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Grows (Pt. 2)
Suspected con artist and lowlife scumbag, Bernie Madoff, is feeling victimized, and he’s none too happy.
Madoff In Fonzie Scheme
Bernie Madoff, the notorious Wall Street huckster under federal investigation for scamming $50 billion from investors, may have been delivered his karmic comeuppance.