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  • Afghans Vote To Abolish Purple Ink

    The population of Afghanistan turned out in droves today in a special election to abolish purple ink in the country. “We’re sick and tired of dipping our index finger in the stuff after we vote,” said an irate Afghan man, age 58, who ironically had to dip his finger into purple ink after casting his…

  • McChrystal Clear

    “I don’t really like coconut, and anyone who does should be shot.” “Afghanistan will never be a popular tourist attraction. There’s too many bullets in the air.” “Coke versus Pepsi? No contest– Coke! Obama probably likes Pepsi!” “Obama would never have the guts to fire me. He’s afraid of me– Biden, too.”