Tag: artificial Christmas tree

  • I’m Dreaming of A Green Christmas

        Christmas has come and gone and soon we’ll all be striking the holiday-decorated sets of our homes. Which always brings sadness to me because I feel guilty dragging our artificial tree out to the curb for garbage collection.

    It looks so natural, so real, it seems a shame to throw the darn thing out!
    It looks so natural, so real, it seems a shame to throw the darn thing out!

      It seems to me someone should come up with a greener way to deal with artificial trees. It not only seems wasteful, but it also harmful to good ol’ mother nature. 

       I know what you’re thinking– why not just burn the artificial tree? Well, I’ve tried that in the past and ended up with singed eyebrows and a stink I couldn’t get out of my clothes for months.

        So, I’ll do like the rest of America and throw my beautiful, expensive artificial tree on the trash heap of humanity. 

        I wish someone would come up with a recycling program for artificial trees. Maybe that’s what I’ll ask Santa for next Christmas.