“Jesus Christ Had It Easy Compared To Me,” Sayeth Trump

Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump left Washington, DC a loser in January 2021, and he returned yesterday––still a loser. He spoke yesterday to the right-wing kook collection called America First Policy Institute, and an embittered Trump aired his grievances for 90 minutes. His audience became sexually aroused at the prospect of his possible announcement … Read more

McChrystal Clear

“I don’t really like coconut, and anyone who does should be shot.”
“Afghanistan will never be a popular tourist attraction. There’s too many bullets in the air.”
“Coke versus Pepsi? No contest– Coke! Obama probably likes Pepsi!”
“Obama would never have the guts to fire me. He’s afraid of me– Biden, too.”