Tag: Evangelicals support Trump

  • And On The Eighth Day, God Gave Us Trump

    And On The Eighth Day, God Gave Us Trump

    Move over, Israelites, you are no longer God’s chosen people. For according to evangelical truth tellers Jerry Falwell, Jr., Rev. Franklin Graham, and Sarah Sanders, the Good Lord has bestowed President Donald J. Trump upon America, so naturally, we are the chosen ones. “God knows what He is doing,” Falwell told The Lint Screen. “That…