Kate Winslet – The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.

Red Carpet Scoopage

December 1, 2009February 23, 2009 by PD Scullin

Hollywood was stunned, shocked and bedazzled with the many surprises that strolled along the red carpet prior to the 2009 Academy Awards Ceremonies.

Penelope Cruz couldn’t afford a new dress so she wore some old number that had the faint scent of mothballs and pipe tobacco. She won an Oscar for her acting in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and to goose her future salary so she can afford a new garment some day soon.

Oscar Pix

December 1, 2009February 19, 2009 by PD Scullin

Before the stars begin traipsing down the red carpet, The Lint Screen proudly predicts who will clutch statues of golden glory and who grasp fistfuls of disappointment and heartache.