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My Big Brouhaha (Pt. 1)
This may sound kind of weird, but I feel like I’ve got to air it out… much as one might air out his/her favorite kimono that’s acquired a musty smell from too much must. This guy I met a couple weeks ago called me up out of the blue and asked…
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The Swedish Bikini Team Legend
Seventeen years ago, five scantily-clad women rode into the American consciousness and became lightning rods for political correctness. I am proud to say I had a hand in creating these advertising icons; the famous, the infamous Old Milwaukee Beer Swedish Bikini Team. What began as a joke ended as a joke. The SBT died in…
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Low Information Voters Confused
Despite the fact that the presidential election season has been going on for almost two full years, pockets of “low information voters” are still undecided, perplexed and generally in the dark. They are still not sure who to vote for on election day or who is running. “I like a president who…
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Monkey Terror Alert
Some people claim I have a weird obsessive vendetta against monkeys and chimps, as if I felt inferior to these hairy beasts because they can climb trees and fling poo better than I can (sure, they might have me on accuracy, but I think I can take them on distance). Look, I’ve…
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God Save The Queen (Pt. 5)
Apparently the readership of this blog is much larger and more influential than I thought. A certain kind woman across the pond has read my tragic story of getting fleeced by the evil Peter TS Wong has taken pity on me. She has sold a few family jewels and spotted me some…