Evangelicals Support Trump In Stormy Daniels Affair
A religious zealot explains supporting adultery.
Patrick Scullin
Bezos Declares, “Let ‘The Plunder Games’ Begin!”
Jeff Bezos, the mastermind behind retail behemoth Amazon, is delighted with the communities vying to become the second headquarters for his brainchild. “238 North American communities lusted after us,” a smug Bezos told The Lint Screen. “We’re dangling 50,000 high-paying jobs, so they dropped their pants and detailed the tax breaks, land, perks, and concessions … Read more
Trump to Publish “The Art of The Marriage”
Trump’s predicted to outsell Wolff with valuable marriage advice for husbands.
Protests Erupt Over Bannon’s TLS Interview
After getting ‘das boot’ from Breitbart, Bannon comes a-begging at The Lint Screen.
A Peek Inside The Mind Of “A Very Stable Genius”
A revealing list of nicknames Trump brainstormed for Steve Bannon.
