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Trump Blames Hurricane on Woodward
Bob Woodward’s “book of lies” cited as the cause of Hurricane Florence.
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Trump Forms “Leak Force” To Battle Dangerous Insurgency
When a leader is a stable genius with a very good big brain, he naturally figures out ways to innovate and solve problems. President Donald J.Trump, the man who had the brainstorm for Space Force, has done it again with the brilliant stroke of forming Leak Force. “Our country is at a dangerous crossroads,” Trump…
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Stephen Miller Kills In Atlanta
Last night, Stephen Miller, a senior advisor to President Trump, took the stage at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta and performed a crisp comedy set on open mic night. In an exclusive, The Lint Screen presents the transcript of the hilarious jokester’s routine. “Hello. I am Stephen Miller. I work in Washington, D.C. In…
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Emergency Prayer Session Convened For Prez
The flock surrounds its good shepherd on their journey to the promised land.
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Trump’s Personal Mime Granted Immunity
The walls are closing in on the big fella.
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Manafort Will Receive The Presidential Medal of Freedom
Trump wants to honor a true American patriot for his incredible service.