McChrystal Clear

“I don’t really like coconut, and anyone who does should be shot.”
“Afghanistan will never be a popular tourist attraction. There’s too many bullets in the air.”
“Coke versus Pepsi? No contest– Coke! Obama probably likes Pepsi!”
“Obama would never have the guts to fire me. He’s afraid of me– Biden, too.”

Over 20,000 Eyes Served

I’m happy to report that on March 23, 2009, The Lint Screen had its 10,000th hit, meaning Lint has been served to over 20,000 eyes, providing some of those eyes are not covered in eyepatches. My blog stats report I have minimal readership among pirates, but I do pretty well with shoulder-perching parrots.