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Tag: President Obama

  • Obama Wants Bundy To Serve

    Cliven Bundy, the Nevada rancher who recently began a bromance with Sean Hannity over his refusal to pay federal grazing fees, may be in line for an important job with the federal government. Rumors are circulating that President Obama would like to dispatch Bundy as a special envoy in helping improve U.S. relations worldwide. A…

  • Obama Shocked By TV News

    Last week, President Obama admitted that he had learned on TV news about the scandal involving the Internal Revenue Service’s systemic targeting of conservative groups. He said he had no prior knowledge, only what was said on the news. When reporters expressed disbelief, White House sources report that Obama vowed to become even more aware…

  • McChrystal Clear

    “I don’t really like coconut, and anyone who does should be shot.” “Afghanistan will never be a popular tourist attraction. There’s too many bullets in the air.” “Coke versus Pepsi? No contest– Coke! Obama probably likes Pepsi!” “Obama would never have the guts to fire me. He’s afraid of me– Biden, too.”

  • Moon Surrenders

    After a bombing run late last week, the Man in The Moon has officially surrendered to its overlord, Planet Earth