Tag: Viagra

  • Man Talks With Doctor About Viagra–– You Won’t Believe What Happens Next

    Doctor fumes after conversation with patient.
    Doctor fumes after conversation with patient.

    Kirk Limbermoon, a 54-year-old plumber in Witchita, Kansas has seen Vigara commercials over 12,900 times this year, and recently the advertising worked! The avid sports fan relayed his incredible story to The Lint Screen.

    “Those commercials always show a happy couple making goo-goo eyes at each other,” Limbermoon said, “and the announcer says to talk with your doctor about Viagra. So, during my recent physical with Doc Sinderson, I talked to him. ‘Hey doc,’ I said, ‘what do you think about Viagra?’ He looked me dead in the eyes and said he didn’t have any problems whatsoever in that department and his wife was a g-d liar if she said he did. His hands got all trembly and the veins in his forehead were popping up to beat the band. He seemed offended. Then he proceeded to give me my physical, and brother, was that guy ever rough–– thought I was going to end up in the hospital. When I left his office I wondered why the heck those commercials would want me to talk with my doctor about Viagra, because it seems like a bad idea if your doctor is a hothead!”

    Why indeed!