Pickles Demands Paws End His War on Christmas
The juggernaut presidential campaign for lovable monkey, Ms. Pickles, is Planet of The Apes-angry at opposing candidate, adorable puppy, Santy Paws. Dan Gruthers, campaign manager for Ms. Pickles, said today that Santy Paws was leading the “Satanic evil war on Christmas.” “Frankly, we believe all Americans should be outraged by this brazen attack by an … Read more