“My diplomacy is do as I say or die. Any questions, Ahmadinejad? And China, you’re next. ‘Tear down that wall’–– of I’ll make it and you go up in a mushroom cloud! And listen up, little man in North Korea, I wasn’t afraid of your daddy and I ain’t afraid of you. Get in line toot-sweet or you’ll feel my disappointment as your face melts into your tiny hands. Same to you, Putin. You may have been elected leader, but trust me, you don’t want me stuffing your ballot box. In fact, all you foreigners best suck up quick after I’m sent to the White House!”
And that, my boy, is how the Iranians became known as “Tostitians.”
Very well played, Ms. Feline-Name.
I bow to your glory and shall put out a saucer of milk to your hunger.
Just wondering if Ms. Kitty happens to be a Persian cat.
That would explain a lot, Curvin.