Man Orders Selfie Stick; Expectations Are High
Tim Walprubb announced today that he has ordered a selfie stick from Amazon. "I felt like the time was right," said the Facebooker with over 45 close friends. "Once I…
ISIS to Open Social Media Agency
The evil band of no-goodniks known as ISIS has long been heralded for its savvy social media skills. The terrorist group's use of Twitter, Tinder, Facebook, YouTube, Social Sugar Smax!,…
Green Beer Is A Cruel Hoax
The Lint Screen has spent years doing an exhaustive study into the phenomenon of green beer that magically appears every St. Patrick's Day, and we've discovered that it's a ruse––…
Anger In America
I was guilty, not even Saul Goodman could have pled my case. It was Saturday, the office parking lot of 22 spaces was empty when I pulled into it, so…
O’Reilly & Williams Go Into A Bar…
Holland Bar in Hell's Kitchen seemed an odd spot to meet a couple multi-millionaire media stars, but The Lint Screen recently descended into this dive bar to eavesdrop on a…