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The Lint Screen used dumpster diving journalism to unearth a crumpled sheet of paper with questions that were not asked in the Republican Presidential Debate on Wednesday. (TLS also found a delicious jelly donut with only one bite taken! Strawberry!!!) Here are the questions that were not posed: 1. Where do each of you see … Read more
Hot off the success of grilling Hillary Clinton about her involvement in the Benghazi brouhaha, The Lint Screen has learned Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) will be heading a special Congressional committee to investigate the whereabouts of Waldo. “I am sick and tired of people asking, ‘Where’s Waldo?’” Gowdy told a packed press conference. “It’s high … Read more
What red blooded American guy doesn’t like some grease on his hands? And, to show our sweeter side, pictorials of hard candies.
Ruski top dog Vlad Putin is tired of getting the bum wrap of being a bad actor on the world stage, so he’s taking steps to soften his hardline image. Enter “Mr. Bojangles”: the first puppy of Russia and furry best friend of the prez. “Mr. Bojangles is adorable,” said Ivan Bakinov, a Kremlin spokesman … Read more
He has a reputation for being a bit of a hothead, and now North Korean Superstar Incredible Best Ever Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un is suing Supercuts, the American hairstyling company. Officials close to the charismatic dynamo told The Lint Screen that Kim Jong Un has hired a Supercuts stylist to fashion his hair for … Read more
For 75 years, Tom and Jerry have been fighting like cats and dogs, but they called a press conference today to announce they had settled their long dispute. “I can’t even recall how our feud began,” said a contemplative Tom the cat as he lit a pipe. “Maybe it’s because you’re a hostile a-hole,” said … Read more