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Donald Trump has done it again! After weeks of bitter bipartisan “wrasslin’” as Sen. Lindsey Graham might say, President Donald J. Trump did the impossible–– he persuaded the FBI to launch an investigation into some of the allegations about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “As I have said many times for a long time,” Trump … Read more
United States President Donald J. Trump was on fire today as he did stand-up comedy for a packed house of international visitors in New York City. “I tell you, I don’t get no respect,” said a twitchy Trump as he straightened his ridiculously long Chinese necktie. “No respect at all. I asked my wife if … Read more
Sen. Ted Cruz is out to change public opinion! The despicable little cretin is upset that many people have described him as a repulsive creep devoid of any humanity with the charisma of a moldy mop soaking in a bucket of cat urine and tobacco spit. Enter Political POW! Marketing. The Dallas-based “brand enhancement” firm … Read more
Bob Woodward’s “book of lies” cited as the cause of Hurricane Florence.
When a leader is a stable genius with a very good big brain, he naturally figures out ways to innovate and solve problems. President Donald J.Trump, the man who had the brainstorm for Space Force, has done it again with the brilliant stroke of forming Leak Force. “Our country is at a dangerous crossroads,” Trump … Read more
Last night, Stephen Miller, a senior advisor to President Trump, took the stage at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta and performed a crisp comedy set on open mic night. In an exclusive, The Lint Screen presents the transcript of the hilarious jokester’s routine. “Hello. I am Stephen Miller. I work in Washington, D.C. In … Read more