The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Loonie House Republicans are working hard for the most pressing issues of everyday Americans: history books that may make children feel bad and drag queens reading books to them. “We must protect the children,” Rep. Matt Gaetz tells The Lint Screen. “Our schools are incredibly dangerous places if they contain books about slavery, and Jim Crow … Read more
Five’s the charm for billionaire mogul Rupert Murdoch. The 92-year-old kingpin of yellow journalism and fake news is getting married for the fifth time this summer. His latest edition blushing bride will be Ann Lesley Smith, 66. This will be her third marriage. “I think women find me incredibly handsome and irresistible,” Murdoch tells The … Read more
Over the weekend, Former Vice President and milquetoast Sears mannequin Mike Pence discovered he had a pair between his legs. Finally, he spoke out about the attempted coup and insurrection on January 6, 2021. “President Trump acted in a rather unkind way on January 6,” Pence told a crowd at the Gridiron dinner over the weekend. “It was … Read more
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy gave Russian propagandist Tucker Carlson over 41,000 hours of video from the January 6, 2001 insurrection/coup attempt, and now all hell is breaking loose. Carlson made outrageous claims and lies on his popular Fox News Channel show. Ironically, Fox News is being sued for $1.6 billion by Dominion Voting Systems for its … Read more
Pity poor billionaire Rupert Murdoch. The evil leader of a yellow journalism empire finds his company in a $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit from Dominion Voting Systems for the actions of Fox News promoting “the big lie” that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election. The Lint Screen greased some palms at the courthouse, slipped … Read more