New Carlson-Putin Interview Tape Reveals Both Men Hate America

Although propagandist Tucker Carlson was born in the United States of America, the entitled rich brat now spews a white-hot hatred for all things American. The Lint Screen has obtained an unaired tape from the recent Carlson-Vladimir Putin interview at the Kremlin. A transcript of their fascinating conversation follows. TC: President Putin, I really admire … Read more

GOP impeaches Mayorkas, “The most evil, dangerous man in history”

Leave it to the Make America Great Again Trump-worshipping Republican Party to save our country from the brink of disaster. The House of Representatives voted 214 to 213 to impeach Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas yesterday after a failed attempt to do so last week. “Americans can sleep soundly tonight,” said House Speaker … Read more

“Donald and the GOP are great comrades,” says Putin

Russian President Vladimir Putin is walking on air these days. “I have an American Dream Team,” Putin tells The Lint Screen over a Zoom call. “For years, Russia has worked on infiltrating America and destroying democracy from within. So much time and money was wasted. Then I received the gift of Donald Trump.” Putin smirks. … Read more