Ahmed Hired To Build New Apple Watch
Apple leader Tim Cook is one smart cookie. The tech powerhouse kingpin told The Lint Screen he's hired Irving, Texas troublemaker Ahmed Mohamed, the Muslim teen suspended from school and…
DraftKing Winner Gets Bupkis
Poor Evan Swartzky. He thought he won a cool million Simoleons with his fantasy football picks made on DraftKings, the online gambling service for the gullible. Instead, he won a…
G.I. Joe w/ Kung-Fu Grip Announces Retirement
Since 1974, one brave soldier has given his all, but now G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip has decided to trade in his camo for sweats and a "World's Greatest Grampa"…
Obama To Rename More U.S. Landmarks
President Barack Obama is on a roll. After announcing his plan to change the name of Alaska's Mt. McKinley to Mt. Denali, The Lint Screen has learned he has other…
Warren G. Harding Was Ashley Madison Member
Following the recent news that Warren G. Harding, the 29th President of the United States fathered a love child in 1919 with Nan Britton, The Lint Screen has learned he…
Amazon Announces “Urchin Prime” Service
Amazon, the internet everything store, has come under a barrage of bad publicity following a scathing expose of its high pressure working conditions in The New York Times. Today The…
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