On Apathy
I was going to write a diatribe about the appalling state of apathy that has gripped so many people these days, but then I thought– why bother?
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Tea Baggers Embrace ESL
Members of the growing Tea Bagger movement have officially decided to adopt English as its second language.
Breathless on The Red Carpet
Ohmigod, this is so amazing, I’m seeing more stars than Capt. James Kirk on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise at warp speed 5.4, look over there– J Lo, you go girl– and George Clooney, love you in E.R., and there’s that tall blue lady from Avatar— you were incredible sugar, glad goodness beat evil … Read more
Madoff Sues Inmate, Claims He Was “Cheated!”
Scam artist Bernie Madoff is serving time while his lawyer is serving papers to a fellow inmate at Butner Federal Correctional Institution in North Carolina.
Oh, Lady Liberty!
Why have you brought yourself to this? Standing on the corner, waving a sign to get attention; prostituting freedom to sell income tax services. You join the huddled masses of other mascots: the wiener in a bun, dancing taco dude, the purple gorilla, twirling condo sale sign guy and all the many mascots pimping their … Read more
Health Care Summit A Huge Success!
Today’s health care summit held at Blair House, across the street from The White House, was a resounding success as democrat and republican law makers came together to spitball some ideas of how to deal with rising health care costs.