The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
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The Lint Screen has just learned that Bernie Madoff received a confidential e-mail this afternoon from the attorney representing the deposed NIgerian Prince in possession of a magical Greek fishing cap that makes its owner “as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli”– the same cap Madoff paid $50 billion for over a month ago.
In a startling development, it appears ex-president George W. Bush may have his sights set on wearing the Greek fishing cap de coolness from the mysterious deposed Nigerian prince.
$50 billion later, Mr. Bernard Madoff’s about as cool as a penguin on fire.
Suspected con artist and lowlife scumbag, Bernie Madoff, is feeling victimized, and he’s none too happy.
Bernie Madoff, the notorious Wall Street huckster under federal investigation for scamming $50 billion from investors, may have been delivered his karmic comeuppance.
Throughout history, many love affairs have been chronicled through poetry, letters and song. In the future, we will have tracks of Twitters to detail the emotional wealth of modern day people, as told in fewer than 140 characters. What follows is the start of a love story for the ages, as told on Twitter.