Humor

Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.

Buying The Car

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  Three guys from Detroit go into a Washington showroom. They check out the goods, like what they see and make an offer. $25 billion. They get rejected. “No can-do,” says the salesman.  The guys go home, re-group and come back a couple weeks later and make another offer. $34 billion. “Whoa-boy,” says the salesman. … Read more

Presidents Are Puppets to Poultry Masters

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      Every year it’s a traditional Thanksgiving news story: the official Presidential pardon of one lucky turkey.     It’s a photo-op that newspapers and broadcast stations feast upon; a little sorbet to clear the ravenous appetite of the 24-hour news cycle. But this little news-nothing is NOT what it seems!!!!!!!!!!!(wait, let me add a … Read more

Fate Thou Art Ironic (Pt. 4)

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     Heavy guilt had gripped me for days. Sleep was awfully scarce and not terribly restful. Dance was impossible because guilty feet have got no rhythm.     I was having a horrible time wrestling with my conscience over whether I should go through with the request made by a relatively new acquaintance who sold … Read more