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Bull goose looney Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has Trump kiss-ass Rep. Kevin McCarthy by the short hairs. He yearns to become Speaker of The House and needs her support, and she will use her newfound power to get her way. The crazy lady talked with The Lint Screen about her plans when the GOP takes … Read more
The Lint Screen has received an advance copy of Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign announcement he will be delivering tonight at Mar-a-Lago, “where dignity goes to die.” Here is his speech in its entirety. “Good evening, my fellow Americans and MAGA Patriots. I have some exciting news to share with you tonight. Your favorite president … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump dropped into The Lint Screen headquarters to bellyache about Election Day. “It’s awful what’s happening,” he said. “In every race, a Democrat won, there have been incredible stories about cheating. The kind of cheating and dirty play like no one has ever seen before.” Trump has never gotten over getting his fat … Read more
Mehmet Oz, the Republican candidate for US Senate in Pennsylvania, recently claimed that he thought the state was on The Atlantic coastline. But rather than admit he doesn’t know dick about The Keystone State, he did what his master, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Trump, would do. He doubled down on the falsehood. “When I was a kid, I loved … Read more
Republicans are licking their chops in anticipation of a red wave washing over America and sweeping them into control of the House of Representatives and the Senate. “Once we have control of Congress,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell tells The Lint Screen, “we can make life better for all Americans.” The floppy-throated man explains that … Read more
Eric Trump, The Trump Organization’s executive vice president of shady operations and price gouging, can’t seem to get his story straight. In 2019, Eric claimed the government saved money when his father, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, stayed at one of their properties. “We give the Secret Service a super sweet deal,” he said … Read more