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“I found my birth certificate, I’m only 53,” Trump claims

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What a topsy-turvy time it’s been for GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. He survived an assassination attempt, chose hillbilly Yale-educated tech bro JD Vance as his running mate, had a raucous Republican National Convention, and prepared to unleash MAGA forces on his behalf against 81-year-old President Joe Biden. Then, everything changed.  Biden announced he was stepping down … Read more

“Satan possessed me to be critical of fearless leader,” confesses Vance

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J.D. Vance may one day be a heartbeat away from replacing the man he once described as “America’s Hitler.” Vance, another Ivy League-educated d-bag, was recently selected by disgraced twice-impeached ex-President and felon Donald J. Trump as his running mate in the 2024 race. The spineless V.P. choice groveled to gain the approval of his … Read more

“I know nothing about Trump’s Project 2025,” claims honest man

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Disgraced felon/sexual assailant twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump denies knowing anything about the 887-page blueprint for his second term, even though his Super PAC is running ads calling it “Trump’s Project 2025.” “I don’t know anything about it,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “Never heard of Trump’s Project 2025, but if people say they don’t … Read more

“Supreme Six” to enjoy an all-expenses-paid vacation from mega-donors

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The Roberts Court has finished its business of dismantling democracy and enabling corporations to do as they like. Chief Justice Roberts has given all his robed pals the summer off. And conservative Justices Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Coney Barrett, and Kavanaugh will join Roberts on an all-expenses-paid trip worldwide. “I can’t wait,” said Justice Brett Kavanaugh. … Read more