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Steve Bannon, the kooky mayor of MAGA-Madness Town, is scheduled to serve a four-month prison term on July 1 for contempt of Congress. “It’ll never happen,” Bannon confidently tells The Lint Screen. “They can’t send a guy as good-looking as me to jail. That’d be criminal. I’ve got a male model body with Hollywood leading … Read more
Tennessee Rep. John Rose made the obligatory MAGA lemming speech of faux outrage over the prosecution of the convicted felon, twice impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, as his 6-year-old son Guy made faces behind him. Trump was not amused. “This kid needs more than a spanking,” the orange-faced leader of the MAGA cult said. “What … Read more
As the controversy rages about flags flying over the residences of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, the sanctimonious black-robed man deflects any blame. First was the report of an upside-down American flag flying over the Alito home in Alexandria, Virginia, in January 2021, a sign of protest over the election of Joe Biden, showing solidarity … Read more
Speaker of The House Mike Johnson is a holy roller. “The Bible is my worldview,” he tells The Lint Screen. “And anything in The Good Book is good by me.” So, you might think it’s hypocritical for Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes to show up at disgraced ex-President Donald Trump’s criminal trial for falsifying business records to cover … Read more
Pity US District Judge Aileen Cannon. She is exasperated by the paperwork involved with the government’s case against disgraced ex-President Donald J. Trump for taking highly classified top-secret files from The White House. “It’s a dilly of a pickle,” Judge Cannon tells The Lint Screen. “Jack Smith and his prosecutors have filed a ton of … Read more
First, it was killing a “rambunxious, joyful” puppy, and then a “disgusting, musky, rancid” goat, and now, in her revealing upcoming book, South Dakota Republican Gov. Kristi Noem confesses to “putting down” her youngest child. “Brian was always our wild child,” Noem writes in her book, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong With … Read more