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Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.

DeVos Questions Science: “Sometimes A Stable Genius Knows Better”

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Although Betsy DeVos attended Calvin University, the Secretary of Education doesn’t cotton much to book learnin’. “It’s all a bunch of hibbly-jibbly,” the woman in charge of educating America’s children told The Lint Screen. “There are things you learn in the medical laboratory that may or may not be true. Who knows? Science can only … Read more

Navarro Says “COVID-19 is good for you”

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White House trade adviser Peter Navarro is one of President Trump’s most reliable cheerleaders, and yesterday he picked up his pom-poms again in support of our fearless leader. “The fake news has it all wrong,” Navarro told The Lint Screen. “People shouldn’t avoid contracting the coronavirus, COVID-19 is good for you. It’s like the spider … Read more

Trump Hires David Copperfield “To Make Coronavirus Disappear”

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Perhaps the greatest trait of President Donald J. Trump is his decisive leadership. And today, and he showed that skill again. The president secured the services of world-renowned magician David Copperfield to address the raging COVID-19 global pandemic. “I’ve been saying for months that this coronavirus will disappear,” the nation’s leader told The Lint Screen. … Read more

Pompeo Blames U.S. Intelligence For Russia Bounty Miscommunication

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Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is known as one of the staunchest supporters of President Donald Trump, and he has come to the defense of the imbecile-in-chief. “If the intelligence departments had information about Russia putting bounties on our troops,” Pompeo told The Lint Screen, “they failed to inform the president. And that’s on them, … Read more

Flynn Declares “The Dirty G-Men Will Never Get Me”

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Michael Flynn,  President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, is a happy man. Yesterday, a U.S. appeals court directed a federal judge to drop a criminal case against him for lying to the FBI. “They got bupkis,” Flynn told The Lint Screen. “Those dirty coppers tried to send me up the river, stick me in … Read more