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In an investigative journalism coup, The Lint Screen has acquired an advance copy of the questions for tonight’s debate on CNN with moderators Dana Bush and Jake Tapper. Read PD Scullin’s debut novel, “SAWDUST: Love is Wilder than a Circus,” a twisted, funny ride across America with a traveling circus in the early 1980s. The book is … Read more
Sharks loom large in the mind of convicted felon disgraced ex-President Donald J. Trump. The GOP criminal running for re-election is terrified of sharks. He reportedly treats Shark Week as a 7-day horror show and recently mentioned sharks in a campaign speech. The looney tongue-ramblin’ man recalled a conversation with a boater in which he … Read more
Steve Bannon, the kooky mayor of MAGA-Madness Town, is scheduled to serve a four-month prison term on July 1 for contempt of Congress. “It’ll never happen,” Bannon confidently tells The Lint Screen. “They can’t send a guy as good-looking as me to jail. That’d be criminal. I’ve got a male model body with Hollywood leading … Read more
Tennessee Rep. John Rose made the obligatory MAGA lemming speech of faux outrage over the prosecution of the convicted felon, twice impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, as his 6-year-old son Guy made faces behind him. Trump was not amused. “This kid needs more than a spanking,” the orange-faced leader of the MAGA cult said. “What … Read more
As the controversy rages about flags flying over the residences of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, the sanctimonious black-robed man deflects any blame. First was the report of an upside-down American flag flying over the Alito home in Alexandria, Virginia, in January 2021, a sign of protest over the election of Joe Biden, showing solidarity … Read more
Speaker of The House Mike Johnson is a holy roller. “The Bible is my worldview,” he tells The Lint Screen. “And anything in The Good Book is good by me.” So, you might think it’s hypocritical for Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes to show up at disgraced ex-President Donald Trump’s criminal trial for falsifying business records to cover … Read more