Humor

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Greene Proposes $610 Billion Funding for Russia

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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene is angry at “Republican turncoats,” and she is out to get them. “Mike Johnson, I’m coming for you,” the angry blond tells The Lint Screen. “You and all your MAGA Nation traitor RINO buddies are going to pay for backing the wrong horse in Russia’s righteous and just war against evil Ukraine.” Greene was referring … Read more

“God is punishing liberals for aborting babies up to six years old,” proclaims MTG

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The GOP doom echo chamber has escalated attacks on Democrats and all those not enrolled in the glorious MAGA Nation. Disgraced scumbag twice-impeached, four times indicted ex-President Donald Trump recently claimed that Democrats “support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month.” Then he went further, lying that “the baby is born, and the … Read more

“I won’t support Ukraine– that would be bad for Mother Russia,” says Trump

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The man who attempted to overthrow a free and fair election is a true patriot––of Russia. Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, and convicted sexual abuser ex-President Donald J. Trump loves Mother Russia and its leader, President Vladimir Putin. “My handsome overlord is very strong,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “All Russians love President Putin because … Read more

“I wrote a very good book, and it’s yours for only $59.99”

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Disgraced ex-president Donald J. Trump is a masterful salesman. From steaks to water, vodka, ribbed condoms, TOP SECRET classified documents, MAGA hats, and gold sneakers, Trump has pimped them all with the same conviction that almost seems truthful. Now, the conman is pitching Bibles. Here is the script from his recent infomercial posted on his … Read more