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Speaker of The House Mike Johnson is a holy roller. “The Bible is my worldview,” he tells The Lint Screen. “And anything in The Good Book is good by me.” So, you might think it’s hypocritical for Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes to show up at disgraced ex-President Donald Trump’s criminal trial for falsifying business records to cover … Read more
Pity US District Judge Aileen Cannon. She is exasperated by the paperwork involved with the government’s case against disgraced ex-President Donald J. Trump for taking highly classified top-secret files from The White House. “It’s a dilly of a pickle,” Judge Cannon tells The Lint Screen. “Jack Smith and his prosecutors have filed a ton of … Read more
First, it was killing a “rambunxious, joyful” puppy, and then a “disgusting, musky, rancid” goat, and now, in her revealing upcoming book, South Dakota Republican Gov. Kristi Noem confesses to “putting down” her youngest child. “Brian was always our wild child,” Noem writes in her book, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong With … Read more
Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene is angry at “Republican turncoats,” and she is out to get them. “Mike Johnson, I’m coming for you,” the angry blond tells The Lint Screen. “You and all your MAGA Nation traitor RINO buddies are going to pay for backing the wrong horse in Russia’s righteous and just war against evil Ukraine.” Greene was referring … Read more
Once upon a time, they were besties. Blood brothers. Donald and Rudy went together like peanut butter and jelly, but those days seem to have passed. Now Trump’s former lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is mystified by what is happening in Judge Juan M. Merchan’s Manhattan courthouse. “They’ve finally brought Donald to trial in one of the … Read more
The GOP doom echo chamber has escalated attacks on Democrats and all those not enrolled in the glorious MAGA Nation. Disgraced scumbag twice-impeached, four times indicted ex-President Donald Trump recently claimed that Democrats “support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month.” Then he went further, lying that “the baby is born, and the … Read more