The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
President Trump’s attorney, Bill Barr, is slaying crowds in Washington, D.C. with his madcap humor and hijinks. The Attorney General told the U.S. Senate yesterday that he “swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help me God.” After taking a long beat, he delivered his kicker–– “Oh, by the way, did I mention … Read more
In an age of skepticism and cynicism, it’s good to know levelheaded patriots like President Donald J. Trump and crackerjack journalist Sean Hannity are protecting our God-given country. Thursday night, the president called into the incredibly popular Hannity truthful news show on Fox News. And what they discussed should frighten every American. The Lint Screen … Read more
Славный лидер Дональд Дж. Трамп был очищен от всех подозрений в 400-страничном докладе Мюллера. НИКАКОГО РУССКОГО КОЛЛЮЗИЯ! НЕТ ЗАПРЕЩЕНИЯ СПРАВЕДЛИВОСТИ! Его политические оппоненты, злые демократы, недовольны результатом. Президент будет наказан за измену Соединенным Штатам Америки. Всем привет, Славный Лидер !!!
Had Obama been president yesterday, Notre Dame Cathedral would be a pile of smoldering ashes today. But fortunately, God gave us Donald J. Trump! When Notre Dame Cathedral erupted in flames Monday, President Trump happened to be walking by a television set and saw live coverage of the tragedy. “The president almost never watches TV,” … Read more
The Trump administration is firing on all cylinders. After the Mueller witch hunt declared the president completely innocent of any collusion or obstruction of justice, the Doninator is enjoying his victory lap. But this party’s just getting started! Now President Trump’s valued immigration adviser and strategist, Stephen Miller, has declared he wants to make his … Read more
Attorney General William Barr is no Jeff “I’m A Recuser Loser” Sessions. Barr is getting involved in the Mueller report in a major way! Yesterday the pudgy A.G. sat before a Congressional subcommittee and promised it that he would give them “a very special Mueller Report, one you’re going to love.” Barr said the full … Read more