The Situation To Be Trump’s New Sec. of State
Trump taking decisive action to boost ratings and America’s sexy quotient.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
NRA Supports Citizen Rights To Bear Nuclear Arms
In the aftermath of the Las Vegas tragedy, the National Rifle Association is proposing a solution–– more arms, and more firepower! Yesterday, Wayne LaPierre, Jr., Exec. V.P. of the NRA addressed a national convention of members and said the recent mass murder could have easily been avoided. “When you have a bad guy with a … Read more
Skipper Breaks Gilligan’s Heart
The tragic story of a big man and his little buddy.
Trump Takes Credit For Presidents Cup Lead
The wild phone call from the Prez received at The Lint Screen offices.
Price Demanded “Special Treatment” At Taxpayer Expense
Startling details on how Sec. Tom Price bilked taxpayers on private flights.
Trump Slams Chess Players
President Donald J. Trump is on a tear! First, he picked battles with the NBA, then the NFL, and now he’s hating on The United States Chess Federation. Trump took to Twitter this morning: “Was told chess players don’t play our National Anthem before games. Disgraceful. Pathetic and unpatriotic. All should be fired IMMEDIATELY!” Four … Read more