God Says He’s Busy And Can’t Help; Trump Sues
Tweetstorm to follow.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Trump’s “Conversation Starters” For Putin Meeting
In an exclusive, The Lint Screen has acquired the list of possible conversation starters President Donald J. Trump will be using for his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the G20 summit. 1. I won the election in a landslide. Huge victory. Incredible feat. No one expected it. I’m president, and they’re not! 2. … Read more
Meme Posted on Facebook Changes Life!
“Suddenly, I came to embrace Trumpcare,” Chesney said. “We need to cut Medicaid and Medicare and give tax cuts to the wealthy. Then, the free market will take care of unhealthy people, poor people, old people, and soon the economy will trickle down riches for all of us to enjoy. That laughing cat made me see the errors of my ways.”
Sean Spicer’s Replacement Announced
The startling details on the mime replacing Sean Spicer as White House press secretary
Comey’s First Draft of Written Testimony Reveals Literary Talent
“It was a dark and stormy night. Dark as ink in a windowless closet, wet as a drunk underwater. The President invited me to dinner. He said he wanted to invite my whole family, but he suspected there might not be enough ice cream to go around. ‘Screw them,’ he said. ‘Come solo.’
Wisdom Imparted On College Grads, An Entire Generation Is Enriched
(The following is Patrick Scullin’s commencement address given to the recent graduates of Ohio State University. Enjoy!) Hello. It is an honor being here today. As I stand up here looking out on this enormous crowd of fresh faces, I’m curious how many are assembled here. There are so many people! To call you a … Read more