Pence Warns Mueller: “Bitch Best Back Off, Or I’ll Cut You”
The V.P. opens a can of condensed kick-ass in an exclusive interview.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Big Bird To Host Next White House Correspondents Dinner
Measures were taken ensuring bruised egos and fragile perspectives will not be subjected to the likes of evil Michelle Wolf.
Melania Recovering From Smiling Spell
Exclusive details of the First Lady recovering from her smile fest at Houston funeral.
Hannity Declares Innocence In “Witch Hunt”
Fox star explains his murky relationship with Michael Cohen.
Patriot Paul Ryan Retires: “My Work Is Done!”
The true skinny of a nation mourning as one of its heroes rides off into the sunset!