Man Talks With Doctor About Viagra–– You Won’t Believe What Happens Next

Kirk Limbermoon, a 54-year-old plumber in Witchita, Kansas has seen Vigara commercials over 12,900 times this year, and recently the advertising worked! The avid sports fan relayed his incredible story to The Lint Screen. “Those commercials always show a happy couple making goo-goo eyes at each other,” Limbermoon said, “and the announcer says to talk … Read more

Outrage Over Pokémon Go

Although the game is just a week old, Pokemon Go is attracting rage worldwide. First, it was numbskulls playing the augmented reality game at places honoring those who perished in awful realities–– Auschwitz, Arlington National Cemetery, and the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, but now a new group has taken offense, the anti-immigration crowd. “There … Read more

U.K. Announces Earexit; Plan To Leave Earth

First, the British people voted to leave the European Union, and now they’re upping the ante higher–– by leaving planet Earth (“Earexit”)! The Lint Screen has learned that there is a movement underway for the United Kingdom to give the whole damn planet the ol’ high hat. Financial markets worldwide are shaken by this second … Read more

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