Happy (Guess What?) Day
the scientists at Ames Scullin O’Haire Holiday Research Laboratories have created one of the most difficult games ever placed on the worldwide interwebs. Go here for your shaming: http://www.whatstheholiday.com
Love In The Twitter Age
Throughout history, many love affairs have been chronicled through poetry, letters and song. In the future, we will have tracks of Twitters to detail the emotional wealth of modern day people, as told in fewer than 140 characters. What follows is the start of a love story for the ages, as told on Twitter.
2008-Blagojevich-Father Time-Madoff Scandal
In a stunning development, the year 2008, Rod Blagojevich, Father Time and Bernard Madoff have all been arrested and charged with trying to alter the state of the universe and the natural order of things.
I’m Dreaming of A Green Christmas
I feel guilty dragging our artificial tree out to the curb for garbage collection.
A Russian Roulette Christmas
Ah, the classic Christmas movies: “Miracle on 34th Street”, “White Christmas”, “It’s A Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Story”… our family watched none of these on Christmas eve.
We watched “The Deer Hunter” instead.
Christmas Scandal Exposed!
I wish I could have sent every person in the world our family’s special 2008 Christmas card, but I didn’t have all your addresses and I was low on stamps. So, here it is on the worldwide internets for your holiday viewing pleasure.