Mannequin Wins Madoff Fonzie Scheme (Pt. 7)
A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch. He’s been trumped, by a mannequin.
Madoff Fonzie Scheme Mystery (Pt. 6)
A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen, poor circulation and excitement galore. It seems all people of all nation’s want to know the whereabouts of the mysterious magical Greek fishing cap…
The Nigerian Connection (Pt 5)
The Lint Screen has just learned that Bernie Madoff received a confidential e-mail this afternoon from the attorney representing the deposed NIgerian Prince in possession of a magical Greek fishing cap that makes its owner “as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli”– the same cap Madoff paid $50 billion for over a month ago.
Oval Office Hit By Madoff Fonzie Scheme (pt. 4)
In a startling development, it appears ex-president George W. Bush may have his sights set on wearing the Greek fishing cap de coolness from the mysterious deposed Nigerian prince.
Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Falters (Pt. 3)
$50 billion later, Mr. Bernard Madoff’s about as cool as a penguin on fire.
Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Grows (Pt. 2)
Suspected con artist and lowlife scumbag, Bernie Madoff, is feeling victimized, and he’s none too happy.