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With the midterm elections approaching, the Republican Party has been adamant about not standing for anything other than the cult worship of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, but that is changing. Now many candidates are proposing initiatives to arm all school-age children “with sufficient firepower to protect themselves from the Satanic evils of this … Read more
On a recent podcast, Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina made wild claims that caused Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley’s banana hammock to get in a knot. The 26-year-old Cawthorn said he had been invited to “sexual get-togethers” and seen leading elder statesmen of the GOP doing “key bumps” of cocaine. The young babe in the … Read more
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lost his cool in Hollywood last night as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for making a joke about his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, who has a smooth dome due to alopecia. The violent incident sent shivers around the world. United States Secretary of State Anthony Blinken immediately flew to Los Angeles … Read more
Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson was grilled yesterday by South Carolina Sen. Lindsay Graham during her confirmation hearing. Here is a partial transcript of his interrogation. LG: It says here that your name is Ketanji Brown Jackson. Is that correct? KBJ: Yes. LG: Kee-tawn-gee. That’s a funny name. KBJ: My parents gave me the … Read more
Tucker Carlson of Fox News is one of America and Russia’s most popular broadcasters, and Russian President Vladimir Putin wants to harness his star power on his behalf. Andrei Nikinovich, Kremlin spokesperson, tells The Lint Screen that the decision was easy. “President Putin has always been a fan of Tucker Carlson,” Nikinovich says. “Tucker is one of … Read more
Derek Crayton had read a lot about the Metaverse and its promise of an exciting virtual utopia, so he decided to experience it for himself. But instead of heaven, he discovered his definition of hell––being forced to sit through an endless PowerPoint Presentation. “I thought the Metaverse was supposed to be one of the greatest … Read more