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It used to be wearing a mask was an essential part of a bank robber’s wardrobe. Not anymore. Randy Sumpton of Apopka, Florida, decided to rob The First Florida Bank and did it maskless. Almost immediately, the police arrested him. “I wasn’t going to bow to the Fauci COVID-crowd,” Sumpton tells The Lint Screen from … Read more
It seems The Republican Party is battling over who can be the most heartless, and in that showdown, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis may be the champ. While the Delta variant of COVID rages through the dong-shaped state, DeSantis had rejected mask mandates and even threatened to dock the pay of teachers and administrators who allow … Read more
The man closer to Trump’s ass than Donald’s sphincter, Rep. Ron Johnson (R-WI), is looking beyond his original conspiracy theory that Antifa was responsible for the January 6 insurrection. Now he blames House Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). “Pelosi is the cause of all the trouble on January 6,” Johnson tells The Lint Screen. “She should … Read more
Just when you thought GOP House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy could’t go any lower, he takes the down escalator. McCarthy, who didn’t think the January 6 Capitol Trump maggot insurrection was a big deal, now says the Capitol cops beaten by the lunatic mob are Antifa. “All these Capitol cops came to the Congressional Select … Read more
Rep. Jim Jordan (OH) has seen many things in his life, like Ohio State wrestlers manhandled by a pervert team doc. Still, Jordan says he’s never seen anything as outrageous as House Leader Nancy Pelosi (CA). “Pelosi is running scared,” Jordan gushes to The Lint Screen. “She and the liberals are petrified patriots like me … Read more
The Republican Party loves freedom and hates what President Joe Biden is doing to destroy America. “Joe Biden is nuts,” says Rep. Jim Jordan (OH). “Now he says he wants to send armed COVID vaccine squads door-to-door and hold down helpless American citizens while they’re injected with a ‘Fauci Ouchie’ concoction of God only knows … Read more