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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is feeling the pressure as lawsuits pile up and investigations into his shady past deepen, but despite all that, he still has his admirers. At a J.D. Vance election rally in Ohio, Trump addressed a crowd of diehard MAGAnauts and kooky QAnon conspiracy theorists. “You are my people,” Trump … Read more
Leave it to Lindsey! The self-righteous bachelor recently proposed a national law banning abortions 15 weeks after conception. “If loose ladies can’t control their lust-filled, wonton bodies, then the government will do the job for them,” South Carolina Sen. Graham told The Lint Screen. Graham believes all abortions are 100% preventable. “The answer to the … Read more
US Federal Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee in his final days in The White House, believes no one is above the law, except for a disgraced twice-impeached ex-president. Cannon ruled Monday that the Justice Department’s investigation of Donald Trump must stop until a “special master” reviews the many documents seized. The 11,000 documents taken by … Read more
On January 6, 2021, thousands of irate crybabies stormed The Capitol, beat cops, destroyed property, and tried to overthrow a free and fair election. Now, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump wants to reward them for their treasonous efforts. “When I’m elected, all MAGA patriots will get full pardons and an apology,” Trump tells The Lint … Read more
Oh, that Donald J. Trump! Since The Justice Department released the picture above of secret documents recovered in Mar-a-Lago on August 8, the disgraced twice-impeached ex-President has been scrambling to defend himself. He has claimed the documents were planted by the FBI, were placed by “illegal aliens working housekeeping,” and “aliens from outer space who … Read more
Brownoser Sen. Lindsey Graham says he is outraged by the audacity of The Justice Department in seizing records from disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump’s tacky Mar-a-Lago. “If Merrick Garland tries to enforce his silly laws,” Graham tells The Lint Screen, “there will be hell to pay. Trump supporters aren’t going to stand for it. … Read more