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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump who once said anyone who took the Fifth Amendment must be guilty, yesterday “took the Fifth” almost 450 times testifying in a civil suit deposition in New York City. “Why should I talk?” Trump rhetorically asks The Lint Screen. “The stupid laws of the United States don’t apply to me. I … Read more
Attendees to last week’s CPAC in Dallas got a preview of what’s sure to be the hottest ticket on Broadway this fall––Don’t Cry For Me MAGA Man. One of the biggest attractions at CPAC was a prison cell constructed with a sobbing MAGA man inside. The prisoner represents MAGA patriots unjustly imprisoned for their treasonous act of trying … Read more
Dry Cleaner Ernie Johnson wants to be the mayor of Mesa, Arizona, and the GOP candidate has a platform he thinks can’t miss. “Trump should be president right now,” Ernie tells The Lint Screen, poking his finger in this reporter’s chest. “Joe Biden cheated him out of the election by counting all these ballots that … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump left Washington, DC a loser in January 2021, and he returned yesterday––still a loser. He spoke yesterday to the right-wing kook collection called America First Policy Institute, and an embittered Trump aired his grievances for 90 minutes. His audience became sexually aroused at the prospect of his possible announcement … Read more
Anyone who knows Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley will tell you that he is a turd on two legs, and Hawley proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt on January 6th, 2020. Hawley, who in the morning marched to the Capitol bravely, thrusting his fist in the air to signal solidarity to the angry pack … Read more
Jim Fletcherson has been working for The Secret Service since 1998. “I’ve seen a lot of changes in that time,” he tells The Lint Screen, chuckling. “Different presidents, Y2K, the worldwide web, smartphones, and smart TVs. But to tell the truth, I’ve never been too good with technology.” Fletcherson shakes his head. “Now, all of … Read more