Eric Trump, The Trump Organization’s executive vice president of shady operations and price gouging, can’t seem to get his story straight. In 2019, Eric claimed the government saved money when his father, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, stayed at one of their properties. “We give the Secret Service a super sweet deal,” he said … Read more

Sen. Rick Scott of Florida, the chair of the National Republican Senatorial Committee and walking human penis, is coming to Georgia and offering his support and endorsement of mega-MAGA-daddy Hershel Walker, running for the Senate. Walker, who at the latest count has four children he conveniently “forgot” he had, recently denied he paid one of his … Read more

GOP Georgia Senate Candidate Hershel Walker is outraged by the media kerfuffle concerning his paying for a girlfriend’s abortion in 2009. “No one is talking about my generosity,” the ex-football star says. “Lots of guys knock up a lady and take a walk. Not Hershel Walker. I pay for my abortions.” Walker sees no hypocrisy … Read more

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is a Clydesdale-size horse’s ass, and he does not support the new bill designed to avoid coup attempts like the one on January 6, 2021, by disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump. The bipartisan Electoral Count Act, which even has the support of curmudgeon Sen. Mitch McConnell, is designed to reinforce … Read more

Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is feeling the pressure as lawsuits pile up and investigations into his shady past deepen, but despite all that, he still has his admirers. At a J.D. Vance election rally in Ohio, Trump addressed a crowd of diehard MAGAnauts and kooky QAnon conspiracy theorists. “You are my people,” Trump … Read more

Leave it to Lindsey! The self-righteous bachelor recently proposed a national law banning abortions 15 weeks after conception. “If loose ladies can’t control their lust-filled, wonton bodies, then the government will do the job for them,” South Carolina Sen. Graham told The Lint Screen. Graham believes all abortions are 100% preventable. “The answer to the … Read more