Bull goose looney Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has Trump kiss-ass Rep. Kevin McCarthy by the short hairs. He yearns to become Speaker of The House and needs her support, and she will use her newfound power to get her way.

The crazy lady talked with The Lint Screen about her plans when the GOP takes its slim majority in the House of Representatives on January 20th.

“We are going to get to the bottom of the most important story in the world,” she says. “Hunter Biden.” She shakes her head. “Hunter started the Ukrainian war against Russia, which is costing America a fortune. Hunter is also launching Jewish lasers into space and uses them to melt the polar caps, just so his daddy can blame global warming on fossil fuels. Everyone knows that’s poppycock. Fossil fuels are our friends. The oil and coal companies say so. Hunter Biden is a dangerous threat, and I will get him.”

She’ll also launch intensive investigations into the long-rumored reports of Democrats eating infants.

“It’s outrageous what liberals are doing to our children,” she declares. “They raid maternity wards and steal newborns, repurposing them as appetizers, hearty dinners, and late-night snacks. I’ve seen Democrat Infant Recipe books––it’s disgusting! They groom the children they don’t eat to become their sex slaves.  I don’t think this child abuse is right, and I plan to get to the bottom of it.”

She shakes her head.

“I’m very concerned about penguin mind control,” she says. “They are taking over human brains and forcing people to commit voter fraud. It’s horrible. Joe Biden would have never been elected if he hadn’t been in the pocket of big penguin. We can’t have penguins controlling our elections. If we do, they will force us into an economy based on small fish.”

“I’m also going to get to the bottom of the Justice Department’s mistreatment of the MAGA patriots on January 6th. Some of them were locked inside small rooms with bars on the windows. Is this how we treat heroes who were trying to save America? I don’t think so. And Merrick Garland and his goon squad will pay.”

The lunatic gets a faraway look in her eyes, then claims an angel has visited her.

“His name was Lou,” she claims. “And he had wings and everything, so I knew he was legit. 100% angel. Lou told me Donald Trump is God’s messenger, the chosen one to save us all, and we must do everything in our power to get him back in the White House, or God will smite us but good.”

Marjorie becomes animated. “Anyone who wants to get into Heaven had better do everything they can to get President Trump back in the Oval Office to make America great again. I’m so excited about addressing the important issues that face our country.”

She picks up her AR-15 and leaves.

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