The Lint Screen has obtained a new email from “THE PRESIDENT’S DESK IN MAR-A- LAGO” soliciting money for his defense against the January 6th Committee Hearings. 

Below is his latest email in its entirety under a picture of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump.

My Dear Friend,

I can’t believe this is the United States of America.

Treasonous RHINOs, and the socialist liberals are viciously attacking me––America’s greatest patriot!!!!!

And I sit here wondering––WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOUR HELP THE MOST??? 

The very unfair January 6th Congressional Committee is making up many, many lies, trying to hurt my popularity. They know I won the 2020 election IN A MASSIVE LANDSLIDE!!!!!

But they can’t accept that, so they started ANOTHER witch hunt!!! These angry career politicians hate me because I MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and they don’t want to KEEP AMERICA GREAT. 

So, they are saying some not-so-nice things about me. Very bad things. They are actually questioning my honesty––which is crazy since my social media network is called TRUTH SOCIAL––but I guess they don’t want to admit that!!! How could I possibly lie with a name like TRUTH SOCIAL?

But they don’t care. THE RADICAL LEFT keeps attacking, attacking, and attacking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many people are saying that they are even bribing other people to make up stories about me. People like not-as-hot-as-she-thinks-she-is Ivanka Trump, very weak Jared Kushner, horrible, bad-breath Bill Barr, and other traitors are all getting paid big $$$ to LIE. ABOUT ME!!!

Don’t believe anything you hear from these fake hearings… THESE PEOPLE WANT TO KILL YOUR PARENTS AND GROOM YOUR CHILDREN! THEN THEY WILL POISON YOUR PETS AND BURN YOUR BIBLES!!! 

Do the patriotic thing and HELP ME FIGHT THE SOCIALISTS HELLBENT ON RUINING OUR COUNTRY!!!

Can I count on you to chip in $20? Twenty lousy bucks! 

But don’t be a cheapskate!!!

$50 would be much better––and $100 would show you care about saving democracy.

But if you really love America, you will sign over the deed to your house and car title to the PROTECT DONALD J. TRUMP PAC.

Don’t allow our country to go down the toilet! Save the USA and DONATE NOW TO HELPING ME!!!

Thank you for being a patriot,

President Donald J. Trump (cheated out of the Oval Office)

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