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The clown car unloaded yesterday as Republican Representatives filled The People’s House to select their leader. Pitiful Rep. Kevin McCarthy tried three times to become Speaker of The House, but despite making countless concessions and bending over like Gumby at an orgy, the craven Trump-sycophant came up short. The gang of 19 Republicans–make that 20 loonies- … Read more
Poor, poor, Rep. Kevin McCarthy. The shameless Trump sycophant sold his soul long ago, but that wasn’t enough to make his Republican Congressional colleagues happy. McCarthy always wanted to be Speaker of The House when he grew up, and now the pitiful bastard is promising to do whatever it takes to secure the necessary 218-votes for him to become the … Read more
George Santos is a misunderstood man. The New York congressman-elect is backtracking on many of the wild claims made during his campaign run. Falsehoods pepper his résumé, but he says they are “not intentional––they’re merely miscommunications.” “I didn’t actually win the Nobel Peace Prize,” Santos tells The Lint Screen. “In third grade, I won a Noble Paste … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is not impressed with the House January 6 Committee’s Final Report. “It’s awful,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “The Democrat commies claim my supporters invaded The Capitol, beat up cops, and caused lots of damage. That never happened. MAGA people respect the rule of law and would never trespass. The book has so many lies, it’s … Read more
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a rock star in the MAGA world. The insane woman from Georgia recently talked about the attempted insurrection on January 6, 2021, when a mob of angry treasonous Trumpsters beat cops and ran wild through the People’s House, enabled by traitor GOP ass-kissers. “I’ll tell you one thing,” Greene tells The Lint Screen, “if … Read more
George Senate candidate Hershel Walker appeared in Dalton recently to make his final case for why he deserves the vote of all Georgians. “We got a problem, y’all,” he told a roomful of senior citizens bussed in from local nursing homes. “There are all these vampires out there, and let me tell ya, they’re wanting … Read more